My name is Cho.
I'm a bounty hunter.
Whether it's a million dollars offered by police for a fugitive criminal,
or a couple of hundred for a lost dog,
as long as there's a bounty, I'm on the case.
Because of my work,
I often run into some...
unusual people.
You're Tall Girl?
That's what everyone calls me.
Here you go.
Tyrannosaur!
Tyrannosaurus, World Heavyweight All-dog Champion.
Which dog show did you enter?
If I didn't write that, who would help me?
Silly.
Back to business.
Did you bring the $50,000?
I don't have any money.
How can you put up a bounty?
I did it out of desperation.
I'll die without Tyrannosaur!
Since you're desperate, so am I.
What are you doing?
You can't pay, so I'll take your dog.
What's up, Tall Girl?
He...
He stole my dog!
So, you stole all the lost dogs around here.
You must have a death wish,
thin and weak as you are. Mind your own business!
Dog Thief! Dog Thief!
Grab him!
Don't force me to hit a woman!
How dare you! Stop!
Stop!
No way...
Hello? Tony!
Can you talk?
To be honest, I'm a little busy,
but if it's worth over $50,000, please go ahead.
A fugitive in Hong Kong with a $400,000 bounty.
All right!
Shorty, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you go.
$400,000? Where?
Lazy Inn.
Great!
Get me the fastest train to Hong Kong!
Sir? Can you help me up?
My back just gave out.
Help me please, sir.
I just threw my back out.
Please help me, call an ambulance.
Target: Lee Kin-fai
Wanted for: robbery and assault and battery
Bounty: $400,000
Last seen at: Lazy Inn, Hong Kong
My name is Suen Long Ching.
I grew up in Hong Kong, product of a cram education system.
I work in my father's hotel.
I love cleaning the rooms,
because I always find lots of fun things!
Also, my extraordinary curiosity...
has saved many lives.
No suicide allowed!
My wanting to die is none of your business.
But my main source of income
is writing nonsense in the astrology column for a newspaper.
Your lucky star is in retrograde. All your previous work is wasted today.
Wear yellow opal to avoid disaster
or you will easily fall.
I finally arrive at the hotel where my target was last spotted.
But I see only three idiots.
First,
the innkeeper who likes to wear eye-enlarging contact lenses.
How long are you staying?
I'll start with two days.
Keep your eyes peeled for my daughter.
Missing: $100 million reward
It's $500 a night, including breakfast,
served from 7 to 10. Get up late and you'll miss it.
Next, Coconut Man, who delivers coconut juice.
He is...
a major useless coward
You walked into me, Buckteeth!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
What are you doing, Punk? Quit bullying him.
What do you want, Witch?
Apologize!
The third
smashes bottles at the drop of a hat.
I'm sorry, Miss.
I'm sorry, Sir.
He saw your face.
What happens when he brings his guys?
Nothing to worry about.
Hey.
I hired you to work, not to fight.
But you just...
Can't you see the glass?
I'm not cleaning it up.
Hey,
know your priorities.
Take the gentleman to his room now.
203.
Why are you still standing here?
Please quit stealing my contact lenses.
They make your eyes too big.
I'll clean it up.
No, they look nice.
Looks like your boss wants to fire you.
That's my dad.
Who is the girl in the poster?
Last week someone stole $500 from a nerd.
He couldn't get over it, and tried to commit suicide here.
You two look similar.
You're renting a room by yourself.
Are you attempting suicide?
I'm here to meet a friend.
Good,
because many people had rented rooms here
to commit suicide.
That nerd I mentioned
was right where you're standing.
But he was lucky.
I rescued him.
Are you afraid?
Do I look afraid?
Yes.
All right.
I'm afraid people will see me in the shower.
I demand a new room.
This one.
Sure, someone actually did kill themselves in this room.
But not this room, right?
Died by hanging.
This one?
No one died here because it's a storage closet.
Fine, I'll take 205.
Died by poison, and presently occupied.
You're not afraid of being seen in the shower now?
No,
what's being seen
in the shower compared to the other choices?
OK?
I may not be around for long.
May not be around for long?
You can tell me what's bothering you.
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm very optimistic.
I love life; I won't kill myself.
Please go now.
May I recommend our ear candle detox service?
I want to keep my toxins. Please go.
Please read the brochure before you decide.
Our ear candle treatment includes a scalp massage.
It helps blood circulation.
You'll feel so relaxed afterwards,
like him.
Then I'd rather not do it.
Please go.
It's free!
What a pitiful man.
I suspect he came to kill himself.
Another one?
Wow, when did you install this?
I regret not having done it sooner.
You can't help him like that.
Look at him; he's clearly beyond help.
Tony, I'm at Lazy Inn.
Lee has been in hiding 2 years.
He may have cohorts. Be careful.
Don't worry.
The people here look stupid.
He's talking to himself.
Everything is within my control.
Suicide Sign #3:
Self-isolation.
And #4: Irritability.
Self-mutilation.
What was that?
I just squashed a mosquito.
Looking at his palm,
sighing over his fate.
Anything else?
I'm in a meeting.
There's a bounty out for a lost girl,
Jessie Sun, Hong Konger, aged 13.
Bye!
It's so hot. Why is he closing the windows?
Is he burning coals to kill himself?
The bastard!
He hasn't paid for the room yet.
He's lighting up...
Oh no.
It's smoking!
Oh no, people keep dying here...
Oh no...
Another one?
You're crazy!
I warned you: no suicides allowed.
It's a mosquito coil!
Who put this rotten sugar cane here?
Hey...
They are the new gangsters.
They call themselves Biting Sugar Cane Gang.
Whoever gets a cane...
must pay them $3,000!
Yes, we got them, too.
They are very mean.
Really?
They can't be meaner than me!
So, no one is meaner than you?
That's right.
Let's see about that!
Go to hell!
Don't beat her...
Stop!
Go to hell!
Stop...
Stop!
Sir,
here is your money.
We're the Sugar Cane Brothers.
Mention us if someone bothers you.
Remember that!
Who is left?
Lazy Inn.
Let's go!
After I discovered their closed circuit camera,
I feel the whole inn is suspicious,
especially this fool offering the $1 million bounty.
Shit!
I am so unlucky lately.
Are you okay?
I didn't even win the lottery!
You demand a lot from life.
Your younger daughter?
I only have one daughter; there's no elder or younger.
How about the annoying one with the long neck?
She's the maid.
Her late father was my friend.
My daughter has been lost for 10 years.
So, 10 years pass like always.
There's always hope tomorrow.
Death doesn't solve any problems.
For the last time,
I never thought about killing myself! Okay?
OK?
OK.
I came to ask you,
is this really free?
Yes.
May I pick my therapist?
Sorry, there is only one.
Is he any good?
Extremely.
Let's do it, then.
For further investigation,
I decided to try out his ear candle detox service.
Hey.
What's with the costume change?
I'm a professional!
Ear candling has been...
around for 5,000 years.
It has been practiced in ancient Asia,
Egypt,
and certain Native American tribes.
It is a traditional,
natural health treatment.
It also...
eases constipation,
cures flu,
and insomnia.
It is especially effective against
suicidal tendencies.
Make sure you stick it in the right place!
How long does this need to burn for?
15 minutes each ear;
30 minutes total.
I'm in a hurry. Can you speed it up?
I can do both ears at the same time, save 15 minutes.
Can you really burn both ends at the same time
with ear candling?
No,
but you wanted to speed it up, so we'll try it.
Forget it. I'm going back to my room.
No!
You cannot stop
until you have finished the session.
Pulling out the candles now will profoundly affect your eardrums.
What? Why can't I pull them out?
That's not logical.
What if I insist on pulling them out before the session is over?
Then you'll go deaf.
What?
Why didn't you tell me before the session?
Just relax.
You stick them in, then tell me to relax.
Watch TV; it will distract you.
Do you really watch TV like this?
For at least the last decade.
"Picture in Picture" is the greatest invention.
At my age,
it is most important to save time.
You can watch both shows at once?
Why not?
We humans have two eyes!
Time to pay protection!
Who's in charge?
He is!
Oh, you're amazing.
Let's take it outside.
Don't disturb my guests!
Sorry,
she and I are both guests.
Dad!
Don't "Dad" me! Just go.
What do I do with these candles?
You're in charge; be in charge.
Listen to me!
Those two are in charge.
I am a guest!
Quit passing the buck.
I think you need to be dealt with more severely.
It's none of my business!
You dare trick me?
Sorry, sorry.
Step forward.
Get away from me!
You, stand behind me.
Your turn.
Hurry to the hospital to get an x-ray.
Didn't you say you can't pull them out?
I don't know.
So...
Hey...
The candles couldn't have caused that, right?
Do you have low blood sugar?
Who said I have low blood sugar?
Who told you?
I'm going to my room to eat candy.
May I help you up?
No way!
He's under a lot of pressure, has low blood sugar,
and often feels...
his heart race,
palms sweat and...
easily tired.
How would you know all that?
I have those symptoms, too.
It hurts!
I'm not wearing them.
Careful...
Gather our men!
Yes!
How many men?
As many as we have.
I must kill that guy.
I found Lee Kin Fai's mother at his hometown.
She and Lee still keep in touch.
She said he's fallen for a girl
who works at Lazy Inn.
Just remember, whoever likes that girl,
he must be Lee Kin Fai.
This island is neither big nor small.
To find the guy who loves this crazy girl,
I decide to use a global method.
Request for Marriage
Mr. Cho, did you need a light bulb changed?
Just put it at the door.
I'll just leave it here, then.
I guessed long ago,
he's not here to kill himself, but to hide out!
He is Au Wai-jam.
That does sort of look like him.
On July 16, 2007,
he broke into a house and raped 3 mentally handicapped males,
3 times each!
Oh! That's 9 times total!
Without super-human skills,
how could he have done that?
One, two... Cha-cha-cha...
Fish-burger... Little bee, fly, fly...
Cha-cha-cha... Barbecued pork buns...
Excuse me.
Experts, where is the ATM?
The Automated Teller Machine is just outside.
Exit, go straight,
turn left then turn right. It's a bit far.
Please call me if you have any questions.
Kamsamida.
Thank you.
Male, about 5'10",
lean, short straight hair,
bushy eyebrows, dark skin,
must speak fluent Chinese,
under age 30, born in the year of the dog, be an Aquarius,
but why must a marriage match require a scar on the right chest?
Oh, I should have deleted that.
Is this to your liking?
Very much so!
You even want a transvestite? There's no future for you.
Get out of here!
Hello.
Walking in my shoes for the whole day, let me stretch my feet.
What's so smelly?
Is there a dead rat around?
I'm going to bed.
What are you doing here?
Because this is my room.
What are you doing here?
I'm cleaning your room.
Oh, cleaning.
You mean you're going through my suitcase.
Yes.
Your suitcase is in your room,
so of course I must clean it.
But I'm asking you,
why are there so many weapons in your suitcase?
Who are you?
Don't try to run; I'll call the police.
Since you've discovered them,
I must tell you my secret. I'm a...
an international police agent.
Have you seen any suspicious-looking people lately?
Yes!
Where?
Here!
Anywhere else besides here?
The two guys you just beat up.
Who are they?
The neighbours say
they are the new gangsters, called the Biting Sugar Cane Gang.
Biting Sugar Cane Gang.
You're really a policeman?
FBI
I'm here to... wipe out the Biting Sugar Cane Gang.
If you need help, ask me any time!
I'm happy to see how determined you are to wipe out the Biting Sugar Cane Gang!
But I'm still waiting for orders from above.
Why don't we meet for breakfast tomorrow afternoon,
and talk about this.
Tomorrow afternoon?
Yes.
For breakfast?
That's right.
Sure.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, Mr...
Sorry, it's my boss.
Hey, Mr. Robinson... excuse me?
Yeah, yeah...
What?
Why did you speak English?
Would you have understood if I had spoken French?
True.
Make it crisper.
I found the lost girl.
10 years ago, two sisters played in the rock pool.
13-year-old Jessie Sun died by drowning.
The elder was Jessie Sun, the younger, Suen Long Ching.
Long Ching couldn't save Jessie,
and Jessie drowned.
She's dead?
She's been dead for 10 years! She was 13 then.
They had a funeral and a cremation.
It was in the papers.
Who told you she's missing?
I told you he's one of the good guys.
He just helped us.
So I keep telling you, you can't judge people by their looks.
You have the guts to say that.
Hello?
You found my daughter?
Great! Tomorrow! I'll bring the money...
I'm warning you.
I watched my sister die with my own eyes.
Quit calling to cheat my dad of his money!
What "Dad"?
What "sister"?
Why must you always curse my daughter to die?
I'm your daughter too!
Sister has been dead for 10 years. I don't care...
if you're lying to yourself,
or if you hate me so much for killing my sister...
you don't recognize me.
I just don't want...
you to get cheated again!
Stay out of my business!
Why is there no... Caller ID?
That's enough!
A light bulb blew.
I'll change it for you.
Help me...
find the Caller ID.
Okay.
Please eat.
No, thanks. I throw up when I eat sweets.
What bad things has the Biting Sugar Cane Gang done?
Bad things they've done...
Three Kingdoms Stories: Kwan Kills 6 Generals
murder,
Chow Sets Fire at River
arson,
Cheung Breaks Bridge with Yell
destruction of public property,
Lau Throws His Child to the Ground
abuse of their own babies.
They're animals...
to do such nasty things!
If you can,
you must capture those scumbags!
Don't worry.
If I see those...
You will see them!
They come by often.
Then, you can...
"Click"!
Yes!
I will "Click"!
If you are a cute bicep,
I will always be the strong triceps behind you.
Look, short, straight hair!
Bushy brows, big eyes!
I'm 29, Aquarius born in the year of the Dog!
Dark skin!
Choose me! Choose me...
Diamond! Diamond!
I think you've made a mistake.
Dark skin...
I see your... dark skin.
Thank you.
But I really didn't write this.
I've been had!
But I fit the bill; choose me...
I didn't write it.
Get out of here!
What's going on?
What do you want?
Get out!
Get out! Get out!
How dare you!
We're going; did you have to be so mean?
What are you looking at? Go!
He's not one of them.
I'm eating breakfast. Don't mind me.
I wonder who the moron is.
Excuse me, I want to check out.
Room 205.
Fancy meeting you here!
What, you don't recognize me anymore?
You?
I'll always recognize you.
Yeah!
I didn't know you were staying here too.
I wanted to be alone, get some rest. I slept for 3 days.
3 days, I see.
You haven't asked me out to drinks in a long time.
Work keeps me busy.
It's not like before,
where I didn't have to think about or do anything
but training and fighting...
with Master.
Have you kept up with training?
As I get older, I hate pain.
I haven't fought in a long time.
So, what are you up to now?
I deal mostly in logistics now.
I see.
But I can't compare with you.
You're no longer a cop, but you make more and more money.
Miss, my change, please.
I think as long as you're making a living,
it doesn't matter what you do.
Not true.
You never made money from your arrests before, but now you do.
But you're right.
That's real fairness, right?
Listen to yourself.
You've slept for 3 days straight; you're still talking nonsense.
I'm awake.
Male, about 5'10", lean, short straight hair
Lee Kin Fai?
You're following me?
You've been lying to me.
I know you're not a policeman.
I advise you to stay out of what is not your business.
So who are you?
I'm a normal citizen who works as a bounty hunter.
Who is Lee Kin Fai?
Is Lee Kin Fai someone I know?
You won't get any bounty money.
I don't know what a bounty is.
I just know you may hurt my friend.
I ask you again: Who is Lee Kin Fai?
The Coconut Man who likes you!
This is a robbery!
Help!
The Coconut Man and I are just friends.
You may think so,
but he may not.
But Coconut Man is such a coward.
He's afraid of everything.
How can he be a fugitive criminal?
Besides, can't you see...
they look completely different?
Appearances, body shapes, figures, personalities... everything can be faked,
but the scar on his chest cannot.
When and how did you take that picture?
I don't need to.
Haven't you heard of Photoshop?
Give me time. I'll prove to you...
Coconut Man is not Lee Kin Fai.
Playtime is over!
He beat that bride in the back of her head.
Her retinas detached. To this day she cannot see anything!
3 minutes!
It's me, Long Ching!
It's late; is something wrong?
May I come in and sit down?
Sure...
Appearances, body shapes, figures, personalities...
everything can be faked,
but the scar on his chest cannot.
Since we can't sleep, why don't we play a drinking game?
I was asleep...
Okay, but I don't know any drinking games.
Rock, paper, scissors, then. Take off something every time you lose.
Oh?
1, 2, 3.
This is fun! Again!
1, 2, 3!
1, 2,
3!
I quit.
You can't do that!
Why not?
You can tell me what it is you came for.
I bought you a gift.
Where is it?
Here.
But you must first take off your shirt.
Then I'll take this off for you to try on.
No need.
I've got them all!
I want to make more money,
so I'm going to set up a stall next to my coconut stand to sell women's fashions.
I carry that style!
It's easier to make money from women.
I think you'd look great in black. Let me give you one.
Sorry, sorry...
I'm fine! Don't touch me!
Fill the glass with...
cold water!
Here's cold water.
Oh, I got you wet.
That's so uncomfortable. Take off your shirt.
What is that?
Waterproof underwear.
Why would you wear that at home?
I sweat a lot.
I didn't expect...
you to come over tonight.
It' been 3 minutes. Time to work!
As a man,
I'm really not aggressive enough.
You want to add rape to assault and battery?
What are you talking about?
Let me remind you, Lee Kin Fai...
Hey!
Let's talk this over.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're trespassing. I'll call the cops.
You will? I'm afraid you'll be in more trouble than I!
Don't worry, Long Ching. I'm here.
She'd worry more with you here.
You almost raped her!
You're crazy!
As a fellow man, I understand;
but your looks can use improvement:
buck teeth and pot belly...
Hey!
Unless they're fake?
Don't touch me!
Fake belly! What do you want?
No!
See?
Don't you get away!
Stop fighting!
Bucktooth,
you're unlucky to have run into me.
Where?
Where did he go? Tell me!
Tell me!
Help me sniff.
For what?
Durian.
What durian smell?
It's obvious: I sprayed him with...
durian-scented paint, idiot!
Oh, over there!
What's with you? Going for a new style?
Who brought this guy?
Are you ready?
I have a breakfast appointment after we beat this guy up.
Ready!
You look like an ass.
What does the guy look like?
Not fat, not thin, not dark, not pale,
not tall...
All right, let's go!
He looks just like him.
You bastard, you dare come to us!
Take cover!
The Biting Sugar Cane Gang!
That's clear;
there are so many sugar canes. How many?
I'll count:
17, 13...
34, 35, 36...
40, 40, 43.
So many? We're done for.
How many on their side?
I can't see clearly,
but there must be 50-100 for them to dare come here!
So many? We're done for!
Here, hold this.
At a time like this, you give me an iron.
You truly are an idiot.
Any fool can see this is a bullet-proof shield
See!
Are you dreaming? Think of something!
Follow me. Don't get lost.
Look, a light!
What does that mean?
I, maybe...
he's signaling his men.
We're toast!
He has so many men he must signal them with lights.
If they surround us, we're dead!
We're done for... What do we do now?
What do we do?
Go out and take a look.
Me?
Or should I go?
Go on!
You.
Yes, you!
Go take a look.
Sir, we are greatly outnumbered. I'll call more men!
Hey...
You think I'm an idiot? You want to run away?
Go see what's going on.
Hurry! Go!
This is called walking into the trap.
Coconut Man...
Hey!
They have almost 20 people.
If this goes on, all three of us will die.
Let's work together to get out.
Then we'll even the score later.
OK?
What do we do, sir?
Help!
My guts are falling out!
I want to go home.
I didn't expect to kill today,
but if you insist, I'll have to oblige.
Sir! Run!
They have more than 100 people in there...
What do you want?
I brought my men, so I must do something.
But I'm in a good mood today,
so I'll let you ignorant punks off easy.
I'll count to three.
After that, I won't be able to hold off my men!
1
2
3!
Sir!
There's just a girl in there.
I should tell you,
I also didn't expect to kill today,
but if you insist, I'll have to oblige.
Get him!
Are you blind? Where are the more than 100 people?
Don't beat up my money.
Coconut Man!
Go inside!
Coconut Man is still up there!
We are in much more danger than he is, idiot!
Go!
This way!
Where are you off to?
What are you playing at?
Again?
Come inside first.
Find him!
Yes, Sir!
Do you have candy?
How can you think about eating candy at this time?
Glucose will do.
Where can I find glucose for you?
Crazy!
I'm not crazy, I have low blood sugar...
Find him out...
Oh, no more cane sugar.
Oh, when I came in I think I stepped on some gum.
Gum is very sweet. Help me...
That's filthy.
That's right. I hadn't only stepped on gum,
I also stepped on poo.
You're right.
You must really need sugar now.
I'll help you!
I think you're getting carried away.
Perhaps you have something sweet on you. Look for it.
I told you,
I throw up if I eat sweets. I don't carry candy on me.
Look some more. Maybe you'll find something.
No way!
I told you I don't have anything.
Strawberry lip gloss?
Just a little bit...
In your dreams!
Curse you and your family!
Then never mind.
Let the bad guys kill me.
After you claim the bounty,
remember to burn some paper money at my grave.
Find him out...
They'll kill us after he ties his shoes.
Go.
I tell you to go!
Okay!
Close your eyes!
Oh.
Wait a minute!
What now?
I don't know what's going on, but I seem to be much better.
My body really...
That's sweet.
Please don't be so disgusting, okay?
Well?
Are you still planning to die?
You're a fighter.
I'm a runner.
You shot so accurately?
He worked well with me.
Hands on shoulders of the guy in front of you. Hurry!
Stay close!
Hurry!
No talking!
Stay close! No talking!
Hands on shoulders of the guy in front of you. Hurry!
No talking!
Move!
Bravo!
If Coconut Man contacts you, tell me right away.
You must beat everyone else if you want all of the bounty.
Beat who?
The King of the Bounty Hunters, Angry Bull.
I heard he's arrived.
He often gets FBI bounties worth millions of US Dollars,
but I heard he has cataracts and lost his abilities.
He's even fighting with me over slim pickings like Coconut Man.
In this world, not everyone does everything just for money,
like you.
This is a world of bounties.
Everyone has a price.
It's everyone for himself, or the world will end.
This has always been my philosophy of...
life.
Hero Cho!
Mr. Cho, your actions have...
let us all know what justice...
and courage mean!
You are the role model for our youth,
the example for everyone on earth!
To thank you, Hero Cho, for getting rid of the bad guys,
we've prepared a small token of appreciation.
Here it is.
Justice and Courage!
"Justiss and Courage"
Wow!
Isn't that the wrong word?
Is that how you spell "Justice"?
Justice and Courage.
Well put!
Bravo!
Helping those in need...
has always been my philosophy of...
life.
Yeah!
I can live up to the words...
"Justiss" and "Courage".
Bravo!
Sir, we've found nothing over here.
Check over there.
Okay, let's go over there.
Sir, we found nothing over there.
Then check over here.
Let's go over here.
Sir, there's nothing either here or there.
Has supper arrived?
Yes, sir. Wonton noodles.
Let's eat, or the noodles will go flat.
Yes, sir!
I don't know why you're coming along.
He's a fugitive criminal.
Give me some time. I'll convince him to turn himself in.
Silly, he's not the silly boy you think he is.
He's crazy!
If he goes nuts, he'll chop you like a coconut!
You don't have a care in the world; I don't know why you're doing this.
Then why are you doing this?
For the money!
How about when you were a policeman?
I forgot.
You go watch out for me,
I gotta do something important.
Sister, help!
Sister... Sister, help!
Sister...
Sister!
You're fine.
Help my sister!
You're fine.
Help my sister!
Look.
Help her...
Help... Help her!
Look, the water is very shallow.
You've grown up. It can't drown you.
See?
You're fine.
You've grown up.
Turn yourself in, Coconut Man!
Police! Open up!
Police!
Open up!
What is it, Officer?
What were you doing at the door?
I didn't go out.
Really?
Have you seen this person?
Yes!
I just saw a man at the base of the mountain,
sneaking around suspiciously.
It could be him!
That's impossible.
We just searched through the entire mountain.
No.
I really saw him there when I came back.
I know it's hard on you,
but please go back down to see.
It's not hard on us.
Take care of yourself and lock up!
Let's go over there.
They're gone.
Thank you.
13-Year-Old Jessie Sun Died by Drowning
The neighbours gave you so many gifts?
Innkeeper Sun, is your daughter okay?
I was just looking for you to talk about her.
This is your job; you are great at looking for people.
When she was young, she was very cute.
Look.
Oh, and she loved to play here when she was a kid.
See?
These chairs, I never moved them.
And she planted that tree.
I feed and water it every day.
It's now taller than she is.
Mr. Sun,
I'm really very busy these days.
So I...
Is it a question of money?
No.
You don't believe I have a $100 million?
It's just...
Look,
I've won the lottery many times;
plus the funds, properties and this hotel.
It adds up.
I'm not saying you don't have money;
I really don't have the time.
What are you so busy doing?
Catching Coconut Man?
You work hard and catch him, for what?
Around $400,000.
I'll give you $1 million as deposit.
Start after you've received the money.
You need money to hire help.
What if I can't find her?
If you find her, I'll pay the rest.
If you don't,
treat it as expenses.
When I was young, I missed a lot of things...
because I was too busy making money.
If I can change that, I'll pay anything.
I am pitiful. I have nothing.
I'm so poor I only have money left!
Come on!
That Coconut Man might chop people up. Stay away from him.
Do my legitimate business first.
Come, consider it done.
I'll write you a check now, okay?
It's fine. No one will know.
I know it myself.
Thank you.
Going out?
No, I'm leaving.
Emergency.
What kind of emergency?
A bad one.
My home is leaking so badly
the paper funeral effigies shop downstairs is flooded.
That really is serious.
I know.
Excuse me.
Hello?
It's me.
Oh, yes... Auntie...
I'll leave you alone.
I won't be seeing you out.
You are the only person I trust.
Long Ching.
Don't look.
Coconut Man,
listen to me, turn yourself in.
I just wanted to see you again,
to tell you two things.
I forgot the first;
I'll start with the second.
I'm...
I'm not bucktoothed with a belly. I look...
quite nice.
What about the first thing?
I'll go to the police with you so you can get the $400,000 bounty.
I'm not like them. I don't care for the...
I know.
So I want you to get the bounty money
and this package to that bride,
as medical expenses, compensation, whatever.
I had thought about hiding somewhere else,
no one will know.
But the thing is,
I'll know it myself.
In any case,
these two years...
have been the happiest in my life.
If I ever get back out,
I wish to continue being your...
neighbour.
Great.
I'll wait for you.
Ask the judge how long your wait will be.
Stop it!
Chief Chung? I've captured Lee Kin Fai.
Hello?
Rats, lost the signal again.
$200,000? I want to pay back that bride.
Quit haggling with me?
I earned the bounty fair and square.
How I spend it is my business.
Forget it, Coconut Man. You can't get through to these people.
All you care about is money. How are you different from me?
Easy.
You broke the law. I didn't.
You know what?
Our difference is,
I know there is more than money in the world,
and you don't.
Cut the nonsense and let's go.
Don't be too curious. Just go.
Hello, Cho!
Nice to see you.
Nice?
But I don't think it's nice,
Officer Cho.
Don't "Officer Cho" me. I quit the force long ago.
This is none of my business.
I'm in a hurry; let's grab a coffee sometime.
Why blow a decades-long friendship like this?
It's better to have you accompany my shipment worth tens of millions!
Are these prescription glasses?
No.
Let me see.
Oh, you have new product.
How much?
Petty criminals aren't worth much,
unlike your major deals.
Fortunately, we don't all have bounties.
I don't,
or I'd be in trouble!
I know!
So we're cool. Goodbye!
Please sit down.
Sit down.
I've known you so long.
Perhaps you cannot accept me.
Not at all.
I envy you so much! You make so much money!
If you wanted to turn yourself in, I'd stop you.
Fair enough!
So we're cool.
Then,
we'll be going.
But they seem uncool.
We're cool.
We're three normal folks,
without a sense of justice or that...
Or what?
Didn't mean to scare you.
This bastard sold me good, but cheated me.
He was a drug dealer, the scumbag!
He died ages ago; I'll feed the fishes with him.
Cool with you?
Why not?
Drug dealer, scumbag.
A long-dead corpse means no more to me than pork at the market.
Cool enough?
Is it cool with you?
Yes. Yes.
Then I won't worry.
Stop!
Freeze!
There's more?
Stop running!
Halt!
Freeze!
This pretty young thing is a pickpocket.
Tried to pick my wallet, but I caught her.
I was going to kill her,
but the boys wanted to play...
Play what?
Never mind.
She tried to steal your wallet!
Your boys are fun.
Who cares what they play.
Please help me!
There's no need to treat a girl like that.
You're a wanted criminal; stay out of it!
Sit!
Is this necessary? She's a girl.
Darn you...
just sit down!
Cho!
Stop yelling.
If you were me, what would you do?
Help!
Are you a man?
I'm a fair man.
I've given you face. Stay out of it;
we never met.
But if something happens to my goods,
I, Yip On, will guarantee you will all die!
Stop!
Is that how you hit a woman?
You should do this!
You dare steal my friend's wallet?
Damn!
I'll get you a rock to hammer her!
Coconut Man...
We're almost brothers.
I leave you alone.
Is it fair you don't leave me?
Don't die...
Please don't die...
Coconut Man...
I'm fine...
Coconut Man...
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt you?
Freeze!
Police!
Put down your weapons!
You're a dead man!
Stop it!
Come here! 667...
Long Ching...
Give the money...
to that bride...
According to Hong Kong law, any person reporting,
causing a suspect to be arrested
and prosecuted to our satisfaction is due the total,
or a percentage of, the bounty offered...
by the police.
Mr. Lee Kin Fai...
is dead
and cannot appear in person to answer any judicial charges.
Sorry,
neither of you will get a bounty payment.
And as to the over $10 million worth of electronic components we found at the scene,
one male body
and one injured female,
none of the above have bounties attached, so unfortunately, you also don't get payments.
I'm going now.
Bye.
Take care.
You should lay low for a while.
I know Yip On well.
He will never let us go for causing him to lose over $10 million worth of goods.
Lay low.
Lay low where?
As far away as possible, of course.
Until when?
How would I know?
Until he's been arrested.
He broke the law; why should we have to leave?
You'll die.
I'm not going anywhere. Go if you wish.
I found your daughter!
So soon?
Where?
Isn't this your daughter?
What do you mean?
If you're really rich, you'd keep the money.
You know what I mean.
Hey...
I don't know!
You had two daughters.
This is the younger one.
This is the elder.
She drowned ten years ago.
Don't listen to... this nonsense!
It was in the paper.
13-year-old Jessie Sun drowned.
You already mourned 10 years ago.
Look how you cried. How can you deny it?
My daughter has been missing for ten years.
I want to find my own daughter.
What's wrong with that?
Come with me!
She's been dead 10 years.
But her table and chair are still here. Why?
So you'll remember her when you see them?
Or are you making a horror film?
This tree,
she planted it,
it's taller than she is...
your daughter died when she was this tall!
If you won't help me look for her, many others will.
Don't curse her!
My daughter isn't dead. I only have one daughter
and she isn't dead!
Don't curse her...
Reward posters?
How can you find a dead person?
At a seance?
My daughter isn't dead!
I only have one daughter. She's missing,
not dead.
Your daughter is dead!
She's not!
You fool! She's dead!
She's not! She's dead! She's dead!
Don't say it any more!
I...
I did think of cheating you for the money,
but not everyone is as stupid as I.
If you do have $100 million,
use it to take care of your living daughter.
Okay?
What an idiot,
giving up $100 million.
Tony, get me the first available plane ticket
to anywhere in Southeast Asia!
I've heard; all the bad guys are looking for you!
So soon?
Of course. Yip On offered a $1 million bounty to kill you!
Stop!
Stop, van!
Stop! Passengers!
Hello?
Southeast, Northeast Asia,
Japan, Oz, the Americas, where do you want to run to?
Who says I'm on the run?
Then what are you doing now?
Hello?
Who's calling for her?
Never mind who I am, who are you?
Was it for me?
Yes, but they hung up!
Okay.
Hey...
Come over here.
Come.
Sit.
I won a special prize...
at a raffle yesterday,
a deluxe Silk Road travel package for two.
I'd like you to come with me on the trip.
You'd like me to join you?
Yes!
And then?
And then...
we'll see if it's fun.
If so, we'll go on to Europe.
How long do you want to be away?
For a while,
until that guy cools down his temper,
and you...
Why are you all thinking like this?
This is our home!
So what?
We can move homes.
Are you just being difficult,
or do you want to do justice to Coconut Man?
But your being the bait to lure him back...
is like playing with fire!
There are policemen.
Their job is to protect us.
What...
What have you done in your life besides running away?
If everyone were as cowardly as you,
what kind of world would this be?
I'm not a coward.
I...
I already lost a daughter,
I really don't want...
to lose the other!
Who are you talking about?
You, of course.
Daddy!
Long Ching,
my good girl,
I'm so sorry.
You're right.
He broke the law; why should we leave?
Go, you spoiler!
You're trouble enough, and now with you!
Oh! I give up.
Hello?
Miss Sun, this is Chief Chung.
Sorry, I couldn't stop worrying.
Are you guys okay?
Nothing has happened,
but we just got a strange phone call.
The caller didn't say anything,
and then hung up.
That was also me.
I was worried about you, so I called to ask, but I was hung up on,
so I got even more worried and so I called back right away.
Okay,
next time you call, when you're connected, please try your best to speak, and not to hang up.
I promise.
Protecting the city is our first priority.
I've sent more men to patrol near Lazy Inn.
Don't worry.
Okay, thanks.
Bye.
Don't worry.
Chief Chung is a very responsible police officer.
You're writing? Yes.
You go to bed. I'll watch from here.
No need. I can't sleep anyway.
Pisces, nothing will be as you wish;
chances of failure are high; you are in a streak of super bad luck!
I found it!
Yip On, born March 18, 1976.
He's a Pisces!
So you write the horoscopes column I always read?
Someone had to write them.
If I like,
I'll switch the predictions of Leo with Pisces.
If I'm too lazy to write,
I'll recycle the predictions every three weeks.
Shit.
I was so stupid; I read them every day!
If you believe them, then you're an idiot.
May I read Aries?
Here.
That's it?
I'll add a line.
Have a beer, it helps you sleep.
No, thanks. I get drunk easily.
Then have some water.
Thanks.
Take care!
May I read Aries?
Wearing yellow opal will keep bad luck at bay.
That's it?
I'll add a line.
Yip On offered a $1 million bounty to kill you!
All the bad guys are looking for you!
Cho, how unlucky for you,
I found you first.
You want Yip On's bounty? Ask me first!
No way...
Wherever there's money to be made,
there will be guys like them.
Of course. $1 million is very tempting.
You should take...
a few days off.
The police don't have a bounty on me yet;
what's your hurry?
Do you have them on you?
Have what?
I just wanted my glasses back.
You're mean.
Why make things so unpleasant?
Why?
We were fine, I didn't offend you;
where's your benefit in capturing me?
There's no money to be made, so why?
What is courage?
What is justice?
What? What are you talking about?
Someone said I'm the role model for youth,
example to everyone on earth.
You want to fight?
I'll draw my weapon.
Does it hurt?
You dare to get a weapon?
Do you?
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt you?
Stop asking me the same question!
I am sorry! I surrender!
Come on!
It's dislocated.
Does it hurt?
Long Ching!
Does it hurt?
Cho...
Cho, get up!
Cho...
get up!
Why are you doing all this?
I ask you,
why are you doing all this?
Don't worry, he's passed out.
You...
You scared me to death!
Did you bring candy?
My blood sugar is low; I feel faint.
No!
Don't you have glucose?
I said no!
You do.
You must have something sweet on you, right?
No!
Look around,
maybe you'll find something.
Strawberry,
just a bit...
Curse you!
This time... congratulations,
you have a chance to receive a bounty payment.
Yip On doesn't have a bounty yet, does he?
That's very true,
but the other two guys do.
Au Wai-jam has $200,000.
He was the one who raped the 3 mentally challenged men...
three times each.
The other is Cheuk Wing-tai, with a bounty of $300,000.
He's a dangerous murderer!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Are you busy these few days?
No.
What do you have in mind?
Just checking when...
you can come with me to give the money to the bride.
Why should I give money to her?
No more dividing.
The bride really needs the money for her surgery.
If my Dad hadn't lost on the property market,
I wouldn't even ask you.
Can't you just fulfill Coconut Man's dying wish?
Careful, your hands.
Hey!
Are you cold-blooded?
You like to give money away, go ahead.
I worked hard to capture bad guys and get them charged.
I earned the bounty.
Cho, I earned the bounty.
Who's that?
King of the Bounty Hunters, Angry Bull.
I came before you to find Coconut Man.
If I hadn't gone the wrong way, I would have caught him long ago.
When I found his trail again,
he died for you, bastard.
Then there were Au worth $200,000
and Cheuk worth $300,000.
Don't even try to challenge me.
I'll believe it when you kill him.
And I can't kill him?
How?
Within three moves...
I injured them severely first.
You bastard took full advantage,
so all the money belongs to me!
Honoured sir, I've always respected you,
but having cataracts doesn't mean you can talk nonsense.
I smell a corpse.
Will you give it to me?
I'll give you...
only a hair.
Honoured Sir, let's talk it over!
Give it to me!
No!
Please don't hurt him!
Honoured Sir.
You really can talk it over.
Give it to me.
I said no!
Give it to me!
No way!
The money is for helping someone.
That's right!
Coconut Man said,
if that bride had no money for surgery, she would go blind.
Helping others in need...
has always been my philosophy of life.
If the bride cannot afford surgery, she will go blind!
This is a world of bounties.
All bad guys have a price.
But heroism is priceless.
Good girl.
Honoured Sir!
The door is over there.